Well, today I went up to Vantage Point Services to collect the customs papers. I need to pick the papers up today because they
are not open tomorrow (Saturday).
I spent about 3 hours on the phone trying to find a way of getting the boxes off the truck at this end.
The main problem is that one of the boxes is 11 feet long and weighs about 700lbs. Not the sort of thing you can easily manhandle!!
The best I came up with
was to hire a truck and a forklift to get the boxes off the truck. This was going to cost over $300 ! Then I had the good fortune
to speak to a Guy Simpson, another mad Englishman who is crazy enough to build one of these things. He told me that the way he had
got his "7" off the back of the truck was to hire a truck with a hydraulic lift and lift / slide the box out in stages.
I was sceptical, but it was the only option left.
Armed with this information, I rang the following rental companies to try and find a suitably sized truck with a hydaulic lift.
All these ....
United Rentals
U-Haul
San Jose Forklift
Budget
Ryder
... were a wash.
I finaly tried Monarch, and they came up trumps.
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What a day! I woke up at the usual time, got ready and left at 9:35am to pick up Ian, my brother, who had said that he would give me
a hand collecting the car. At his place he couldn't be stirred ! At 9:50, we left for Monarch truck rentals. Thinking it was on
North 1st Street between 101 and McKee, we head off for San Jose. Amazingly (you will see why later) we see a big sign saying
"Monarch car rental" by the side of the road. We take the next turn and see a big building with a Monarch truck outside. However,
all this is just pure coincedence! The sign is old and the big building is some manufacturing plant.
We find a local Togo's sandwich place that has a phone outside. There is a Yellow Pages so I don't bother to ring because I find
out that the address is actually North 30th Street Between Alum Rock and McKee off 101 - ooops !!
So, we get to Monarch, rent this huge truck and I head off for San Francisco Airport.
At the airport, I go to what I was told by Ned at Vantage Point Services was the United Airline Cargo Building - only to find it is closed.
However, there is a big sign saying things like "Maintainance" and "Employee Entrance" but none for cargo or freight. I turn the
truck around (not an easy task!) and head off back to the first set of traffic lights you come to off the freeway. There I saw a sign
for "North Cargo Area". Following the road around, you eventually come to a sign that says "No unauthorized vehicles beyond this point",
with an armed police officer in a little hut and a bar gate (reminiscent of the border crossing into the Czech Republic -
but that's another story ...). I ask the officer where "UA Cargo building No.5" is and after a quick phone call tells me is is back
down the road I have just come up, past the first UA building I tried and almost all the way to the passenger terminals
- thanks Ned! (not).
So, once again I turn the truck around (big space, so it's easy this time), and head off in search of the elusive UA Cargo building No.5.
After going all the way down McDonald Road practically to the passenger terminal, I am about to give up and turn around when I spot it
- Hurray !!
After being served by a very rude man who was more concerned with reading his newspaper than giving me good service, I am told to go
to Dock No.9. There I find someone who, after establishing what I want to do, tells me to stand outside and tell him when a forklift
turns up. So I stand, like a lemon, watching these forklifts go back and forth wondering if I have to flag one down like a taxi or
whether one will just turn up! Then someone else tells me to back my truck up to Dock 12 or 13. Not being terribly superstisious and
fearing that I might scrape the nice, shiny behemoth of a truck parked in Dock 11, I opt for Dock 13. Just after I finish this delicate
operation, my boxes turn up on the prongs of a forklift and my heart skips a beat - finaly, the car is in my posession!
Off back down the 101. Time passes quickly and soon, I am back at home in Milpitas.
Now the real fun starts - how do I get 3 boxes, one of which is 11 feet long and two of which weigh more than 600lbs off the back
of the truck, which is about 5 feet in the air, and into the garage ?
We try ringing Ian (remember Ian?), but his phone says he "can't answer the phone right now", so we leave a message. Meanwhile, I
take the lid off the 11 foot box only to find that the car is the wrong colour! It is ALL yellow. I specifically
asked for plain panels with a yellow nose cone and wings. Hmmmph! Oh well, at least the paint-job was free.
Ian finally turns up giving the excuse that his girlfriend was having an emotional crisis! He didn't think about the emotional
crisis I was about to go through if I couldn't get the car off the back of the truck by nightfall!
Anyway, with time pressing on, we set about the job in hand with a vengance.
For the big box, we used the technique used by Guy Simpson with his car, now known as the "Guy Simpson Method". It sounds
dangerous* but works very well. This is what you do ...
Step 1
That's the same flight I took - it's strange leaving so late. I went and saw Quantum of Solace at lunch time the day I flew and had a very leisurely day. Far different to the usual early morning panic. I liked it :-)
I think I saw the aurora around midnight CA time, right before trying to put my head down for the night.
As for the CV - that's up to you. I took the liberty of checking our public web site for jobs and I couldn't see any that I thought had your name on them, but you might think differently. I would say that having your CV on record is a good thing - even if you don't get a bunch of interviews straight away. The public web site is not always up-to-date or even accurate in terms of the actual openings available.
I think you need to decide what you want to do too. If you approach it like "I'm good, here's what I think I can do for NVIDIA" rather than "what kind of job can NVIDIA offer me", you will find it easier to get noticed. They like energetic, self motivated people who are passionate about what they do (well, what company doesn't). Your interest in Pixar and animated movies could be a plus - it fits in with one of our core businesses. We also have an event planning team which might interest you - though that's based in Santa Clara. And they always give preference to recommendations (means they don't have to pay recruiters ;-), though I obviously can't make any promises about the outcome. The bottom line is - nothing ventured, nothing gained. If you think you're interested, let me know a little bit more about what you'd like to do and I'll forward your CV. It will likely take a while before you hear anything - which I know isn't going to help, come January - but at least the ball will be rolling.
Whatever happens over the next few months, I wish you the best of luck - keep up that lovely positive outlook :-)
Wayne
Move the box so that it is resting on the tail lift with the balance point just on the edge of the hydraulic lift.
Step 2
Lower the lift - slowly - until the box slides off onto the floor. Don't worry about it sliding off completely, the runners underneath
catch on the edge of the rear of the truck. Keep the lift half way up so that it is still under the box.
Step 3
Now use the lift in conjunction with jiggling the box back and forth until the end of the box that is still in the truck moves
past the end of the truck bed. Then jiggle some more until the very end of the box is resting on the edge of the lift
- DON'T PULL TOO FAR! Then lower the lift to the ground and push the box off onto the floor.
Spent the first evening un-packing and checking things out. Ian lent me two axle stands so that I could at least start putting on the front
suspension. Unfortunately, work stopped quickly because I need to go shopping for things like grease. Not only that, but Caterham have
shipped the wrong Assembly Guide! It's 10:30pm and I am tired, so that's it for today.

Just after arrival.
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My little helper :-)
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"It's ALL yellow!!"
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Even with 2 - "The Big One" is quite a handfull.
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This is where it stayed for the next 6 weeks.
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The last box - and the only one you can shift yourself.
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Brrrrm, brrrrm !!
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All the boxes in. Phew !!
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The scene just before I went to bed.
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*Disclaimer
Neither Guy Simpson, nor I accept any responsibilty for any damage or injury cause whilst performing an operation according
to these steps or similar to these steps. All liabilty is assumed by the individual performing the operation.
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